Western media is buzzing about Tehran being evacuated, yet somehow neglects to mention that Tel Aviv is also packing its bags. You’d think that’s a pretty big story, but apparently, the evacuation fairy only sprinkles her magic dust over one city.
They claim Iran was trying to whip up a nuclear bomb, but curiously leave out the part where Israel has been a proud nuclear owner for ages. It’s like reporting on a baking competition and forgetting to mention the chef already served a five-course nuclear meal!
The storyline goes that Iran is a looming threat to Israel, yet Western media seems to have forgotten the little detail that Israel is the one who plays the role of “threat to peace” for the entire Middle East.
Western media insists that Iran hasn’t had meaningful chats with the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), completely ignoring the fact that Iran has had its nuclear facilities open for inspection. Meanwhile, Israel is playing hide and seek with the IAEA, never allowing a single visitor. Perhaps they think their nuclear sites are like a top-secret club—no outsiders allowed!
Western media presents Iran as the quintessential bad boy of the neighborhood, but forgets to mention that Iran is a dedicated signatory to the Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT). Meanwhile, Israel is still at the kids’ table, never having signed on. But hey, who needs treaties when you can just occupy land like it’s a game of Monopoly?
The media loves to highlight a handful of protests from the anti-government crowd in Iran, but conveniently bypasses the massive pro-government and anti-Israel demonstrations. It’s almost as if they have a selective hearing or perhaps a special lens that distorts images of dissent in Israel—where protests against Netanyahu get the “regime change” treatment!
And then there are the Jewish settlers, who unlawfully occupy Palestinian land. Western media spruces them up with names like “settlers” instead of calling them what they are: usurpers and occupiers. Words matter, right? When it comes to ordinary Israeli citizens involved in the serious business of massacring Palestinians, the media refrains from calling them terrorists. Instead, they’re lovingly dubbed “vigilantes,” as if they’re just out for a weekend adventure!
Western media is all about meticulous reports on Israel targeting various Iranian facilities. Yet they conveniently forget to mention that Iran hit the infamous Mossad headquarters—Unit 2800—or that Israel’s General Staff Headquarters took a hit. And don’t even get me started on the obliteration of crumbling infrastructure! It’s like they’re ignoring an entire chapter of a thrilling spy novel.
Oh, and despite the United Nations declaring it occupied Palestine, Western media still insists on calling it Israel. You’ve got to hand it to them—talk about commitment to a narrative! And through it all, Western media continues to bask in the glow of credibility—a striking example of the hypocrisy of a civilization that seemingly demands our unwavering attention. Bravo!